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Ladies And Gentlemen, I Present To You, Pornstation 3

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Spot the difference.

Okay, Sony. We know you’re losing the console war now, but can’t you at least give the PS3 Slim a chance before you even think about launch this new service on Playstation Network?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the Pornstation 3. The world’s revolutionary service that allows you to download Blu-Ray quality porn into your very own Playstation 3. For a fee, of course.

Want to know more about this great service that allows you to grab porn, as and when you like? Read more inside!

Japan’s DDM.tv, a popular porn distribution platform has started offering it’s video services on the PS3. Worried about the video quality? Don’t worry, since DDM.tv only deals in high definition, blu-ray quality videos only. As part of the on-demand service, PS3 owners are able to get any thousands of pornographic videos off the service.

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The service requires the PS3 owners to have some basic requirements before they are allow to access the service. In order to use the service, PS3 owners are to have these:

  1. HDMI Cable (high definition, baby)
  2. Broadband Connection (can’t get more porn if you’re on dial-up)
  3. PS3 Console (doh, the service is exclusive on the PS3 only)

The process of getting the video is actually rather complicated. Instead of allowing users to surf through a catalog on the service, users are supposed to surf through DDM.tv Blu-Ray website to search for their desired video. The videos are separated into different categories, actress, genres and stuffs like that.

Some of the offerings from the service includes Yuma Asami and the 100 Onaist (masturbaters?). It’s fully in HD, so you can probably glue your eyes on the 98″ TV hanging from your ceiling.

But in all seriousness, what the hell, Sony? Now your Playstation 3 can be called the Pornstation 3.

*facepalms*

Via: Kotaku.

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Written by: Netto and posted at: August 6, 2009, 8:30 PM.
This post is filed under: Misc.

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6 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1.     Netto on August 6th, 2009 at 11:52 PM

    3D. Definitely 3D only. :P

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  2.     dKiWi on August 6th, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    2d or 3d porn or both?

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  3.     Renako on August 6th, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    They must have been hit hard down the resource area, eh?

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  4.     Netto on August 6th, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    @ Valena: Mmhmm.

    @ MiyaMiya: It’s a Sony!

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  5.     MiyaMiya on August 6th, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    it’s the sony!

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  6.     Valena on August 6th, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    Mmmmmmmmm,more reasons to buy a Pornsta- I mean Playstation 3? :3

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