NotCliche

Different shape? What?!

Women are mysterious beings. They can be extremely nice at times, while being at polar opposite at times.

While a lot of men would wish that they would somehow one or another land onto an island that is populated full of women, I beg to differ. No, it’s the because I am this or that (fill in the blanks!), but rather… there’s the possibility of these happening.

Check it out after the break!

Reason #1: Women will randomly assault your sacred place.

Since you’ll probably enjoy this phase more than the others, this is not exactly the most troublesome thing you’ll encounter upon your immediate arrival to the island. However, this is just only the beginning of your troubles.

Reason #2: Your sacred place gets insulted and abused at.

Again, this phase is probably something that some people would enjoy. Getting your sacred place being fondled and stuffs like that isn’t exactly something many would enjoy though.

Reason #3: Your sacred place will get tugged at.

The women on the island might try something a little more extreme. You might have your family jewels ripped off if you’re not careful. At this point of time, majority of men would be feeling excruciating pain.

Reason #4: Women will employ force when they can’t get what they want.

If number 3 is not bad enough, wait till number 4. Obviously, your family jewels wouldn’t come off that easily. At this phase, they will probably move onto brute force. Since the power of 1 is not enough to attain the desired results, they will call their fellow girls in the endeavor.

Reason #5: When all fails, they will use fire.

When the combined power of over 50 women aren’t enough to attain the results, they move on the ultimate resolution. Like the ancient people had said: “If it doesn’t work, burn it with fire.”

Now now, I’m sure no one wants their family jewels to be on fire, no?

Of course, I’m sure five reasons aren’t enough to stop anyone from visiting an island full of women. This is why there are several parts to it.

In case that you guys haven’t noticed what anime this is from, all these scenes came from One Piece.

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