After a long day’s worth of work, be it Mario, Snake or whoever, they will definitely need some love. Sometimes, they just get lonely because there’s no one for them to talk to.
However, finding someone who is willing to listen to your trouble isn’t exactly the easiest thing to do. But, thanks to technological advances and by a site called Craigslist, it seems that these video game characters have finally done something about their loneliness.
Check out some of these… “advertisement” done by some of the more famous video game characters, after the break.
Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 4)
Looking for someone to do some “overtime” with …
I’m an athletic SWM looking for an athletic lady (preferably Asian) to heat up my lonely nights, rain or shine. I work for the government so I have little time to myself, but the right woman could convince me to settle down. If you’re high-maintenance and expect me to jump through hoops or laser-filled hallways please don’t waste your time replying. Must be independent, adventurous, and into the green herb … gun-enthusiasm is a plus.
Of course, nothing’s better than the replies that these people are getting. I mean, seriously, they aren’t exactly too unloved aren’t they? People are hitting up on you, Leon!
I saw your post on Craigslist and I’m interested in having some fun this week.
I love to get f–ed from behind over your desk … i wanna show up in my peacoat with some thigh highs on, and nothing else … and get worked from behind …
Here are my stats: 22 years old, 5’6, 138lbs, brown hair, brown eyes.
Also, I’m available pretty much anytime after 6 p.m. most days including tonight.
I hope to hear back from you.”
Wait… does that have anything to do with what Leon wanted?
Here’s one more for you guys, just for the heck of it. You can actually find more of these in this link. There’s plenty of other characters such as Mario, Little Sister (!!) from Bioshock and even GLaDOS from Portal!
What can I say?
Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Love. Love never changes.
Middle-aged military man looking for a strong, young redhead to do some “wetwork” and remind this old soldier how to live. I’ve had a rough time lately — my estranged father came back into my life only for me to unintentionally kill him — so good listening skills is a big plus.
My hobbies include gun collecting, genetics, cloning, nanomachines, and conspiracy theories. I’m an avid reader and have a genius level IQ, so I’d like a woman who can do more than beautifully fill out a uniform.
My heart feels like it’s been trapped in a cardboard box. Can you set it free?